This is my battlestation. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My battlestation is my best friend. It is my gaming. I must master it as I must master my gaming.

My battlestation, without me, is useless. Without my battlestation, I am useless. I must engage with my battlestation well. I must game harder than my enemy who is trying to shrek me. I must pwn him before he pwns me. I will...

My battlestation and I know that what counts in gaming is not the noscopes we fire, the click of our keyboards, nor the trash we talk. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My battlestation is more than human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its mobo and its GPU. I will keep my battlestation clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before GabeN, I swear this creed. My battlestation and I are the defenders of my Clan. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is the Master Races's and there are no console peasants, but peace!