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Super duper dopey awesome great amazing fun and exciting :)

Playing this on commitment mode, on hard difficulties, makes it a ruthless, fight for life or die trying experience that I cannot be replicated in many other games. This game, like it says, generates stories while you play them. I could seriously focus on all that happens to my characters and colony, and write a book about it. 4 Part series coming up completely based off my Rimworld playthrough. Mods are a huge bonus when it comes to changing your style of gameplay, like adding content or upping the combat game (I'm looking at you combat extented.)

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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE THIS GAME!

The only thing I think is truly good about this game, is the combat. It's intense, it's flashy, it's complicated and fast. It's so chaotic to pvp, and the combos each class can pull, if you are not quick and do not respond properly, you will absolutely get stomped.

However, the rest of the game, is very redundant. It is repetitive to the point of being mindless. I often felt myself feeling the same way I felt a long time ago working at a factory 12 hours a day 7 days a week doing nothing but simple movements. Why would I want to play a game that feels like a job rather than a game? I love difficult games and challenging experiences, not mundane tasks that must be done over and over again for 30 years to get a decimal point on a bar. The game offers nothing enjoyable, and honestly, the best thing they could do to fix it would be to strip it away of everything it is and make it just combat arenas.

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You cannot make a game "eSports Ready" when you have clunky mechanics and awful design flaws. When I click WASD, I expect my character to move right away, not take a second to rev up their engine. Don't say "It's realistic". In real life you aren't popping 14 full bottles of pain killers to heal 2 broken legs and a snapped neck, and in real life I can go from standing still to full ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sprint in less than half a second. So when the input lag for movement, combined with that awful in-game, "let me charge up my movement speed" mechanic in place, it is no where near "realistic" nor is it ready for any kind of eSport. Real sports have actual rules, and in real sports, there isn't constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desync and bugs that make cars go through walls. Yeah, that was an old and fixed issue, but there are many issues that continue to pop up as the old ones get fixed. Sure, the ref in real sports will make a bs call sometimes, I mean sometimes it depends on what team you're rooting for, but in video games like these, when winning depends on who gets bullshitted by game mechanics and poor development, I don't see where people could sit there and watch it for a professional reason where actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money is on the line.

Only hackers and morons play this game. Btw, you get banned for your teammates walking into your bullet path so that's cool isn't it?

So, going on a peaceful joyride in a truck with my friend resulted in a Firey hell storm. The truck was lite a flame and for some reason the gasoline of Miscreated decided it was a good idea to spike my shrooms with super drugs and take away my ability to see myself burning alive in a truck. My friend got out of the truck, fazed inside it deyfing the laws of physics, then ran away after that little little sex party, and watched me explode without my knowing. GG this game kills you for playing it. Amen. 10/10, would get a serious pain in my heart again.

I died of hypothermia while melting my face off standing in a fire...this does not compute. -1000/10