Xodez
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I'm gonna be honest with you, i'm kinda retarded.
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DiViND 13 Oct, 2016 @ 1:12pm 
Sequel announced on the 19th of December 2016.

Sorry for the delay but the director has been working extremly hard on getting kaspiras' life accurate. It's gonna be a marvellous book/film/thing the whole family can enjoy.

Just read the comments of out satisfied customers

"If I was a cat, I'd kill myself 9 times" - Bobby
"Looking at my ♥♥♥♥'s reproductive cycle is more interesting than this ♥♥♥♥ (heh)" - Angry Dude
"Got any change" - Homeless man
"I RATE THE BOOK 10/10!!!! (help me)" - Marina Joyce
"♥♥♥♥ off" - Kaspiras
"Itchy Balls" Greaney 19 Jul, 2016 @ 11:14am 
IM LACTATING
DiViND 29 Jun, 2016 @ 3:29pm 
+Rep I recomend :gmod::csgoa::Y:
DiViND 19 Dec, 2015 @ 11:35am 
The next day Kaspiras wakes up in the middle of nowhere with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, dirty, brown, smelly finger up his arse and a thumb in his mouth. His trusty vibrator is nowhere to be seen and Kaspiras' butthole feels small and cold once again. Kaspiras is sad and lonely now. He is even thirstier and hungrier because of his crying. He takes wipes his tears and uses them as lube to masterbate with. He Produces sperm and semen is then ejaculated. Kaspiras is happy as he is no longer hungry due to his semen which is high in protein. Luckily for him, he drinks his own piss 3 min later. He Is now no longer hungry or thirsty and is in tip top shape for shoving the nearest stick up his ass.

~The End.

(Sequel coming out next june)
PetrolBomber 3 Nov, 2015 @ 9:42am 
Kaspiras wakes up naked on an abandoned beach with nothing but a recto flute and his trusty vibrator. Kaspiras is cold so he decides to try warm himself up with a finger in his ass. It doesn't work. Kaspiras decides to try find food and water,He starts to walk inland to search for these items with his recto flute and his trusty vibrator. He searches high and low for essential items for survival. He can't find any. He decides to talk a nap because he is tired. He lays next to his recto flute and his trusty vibrator. He is suddenly awoken by footsteps. Kaspiras is starled he looks all around him but nothing is to be seen. All of a sudden 12 naked girls attack kaspiras at once. Kaspiras screams 'NOOOOOO WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN NOT DISGUSTING GIRLS.' Kaspiras passes out at the sight of ♥♥♥♥♥.