"Being a guy is so easy. You just sh*t and jerk off." Crystal, 2024

"This is huge for the crack-rock community." Me, 2024

"Just like Halo: That was quite the reach, brother." - Frostfang, 2024

"The only streaks we have are the ones in our pants, and those bring us closer than any Snapchat streaks." - Frostfang, 2024

"In-game yourself" - dbal_demon, 2024

"Love you man" - "Thank you fatbaba1990" - Frostfang, 2024

"I don't aim train, I just say "Inshallah" and peek." - Kiwi, 2024

"If an American falls in a Walmart, but no one is around to hear it, did it happen?" - Frostfang, 2024

"Hopefully Tetris will get the demons out." - Plank, 2024

"Why does my car have autism?!" - Frostfang, 2023

"No more prostate." - Yordo (ogryn), 2023

"Of course they can't jump. Have you seen anyone with down syndrome in the NBA?" - Me, 2023

"My fursona is Sasquatch." - Blue, 2023

"A hole is a hole and the schlong has no eyes." - Frostfang, 2023

"She girl-bossed too close to the sun." - Frostfang, 2023

"Call him a mechanic the way he's fixing all these b*tches." - Me, 2023

"I'm the Megamind of autistic people." - Frostfang, 2023

"My God, there's a lot of anime." - Plank, 2023

"If I'm gonna interact with nature, it's gonna be with a gun. Not a stick." - Plank, 2023

"Valorant is a pretty good zombie game, but it's mostly the players that are braindead." - Frostfang, 2023

"Where is everyone going? Los bingos?" - Frostfang, 2023

"I didn't lack critical info, I'm just stupid." - Frostfang, 2023

"Just like an ork waaagh being felt through the universe attracting more orks, my big-♥♥♥♥-energy be attracting the hoes." - Frostfang, 2023

"Did this flower just try to pollinate me?" - Plank, 2022

"He looked like Saddam Hussein, I was in my right." - Frostfang, after executing an unarmed man, 2022

"Your honor, it was speed tech." - Frostfang, 2022

"I got my funny up not my money up." - Frostfang, 2022

"JFK shot first." - Plank, 2022

"It's a cat-grab-cat-ass world out there." - Blue, 2022

"The people of Walmart - America's Choice crackers." - Plank, 2022

"Your healing costs more than your gun, just like America fr fr" - Frostfang, 2022

"'F*ck that rabbit!' - Guy who left the Space Jam screening." - Plank, 2022

"You sound like a hardcore douchebag that vapes all day... But in a nice way." - GF (previous) of Frozen, 2022

"FarmersOnly dot com was a scam." - Me, 2021

"It doesn't matter if it's racist. If it's a bar, it's a bar." - Frostfang, 2021

"You see, I am inept." - Tsunekichi, Ninja Gaiden 2

"Never thought I'd level to the sounds of a hurdy gurdy." - Frostfang, 2021

"I don't kid about Soulja." - Frostfang, 2021

"Take your time, we have 5 seconds." - Frostfang, 2021

"Isn't that what Doom is about? Pressing buttons?" - Glow, 2020

"A bard probably went hard on the hurdy gurdy." - Me, 2020

"Why ever get cracked at Fortnite when you can crack your neck?" - Anklebiter, 2020

"I like being challenged" - Frostfang, 2019

"I don't mean to judge FromSoftware, but my tits are smaller than my attention span." - Frostfang, 2019

"What? Did they just censor Jean Paul?" - Plank, 2017

"Say what you want; Steven Hawking may have the smarts, but I have the legs." - Balltastic, 2017

"Aquatic plebs" - Buzza, 2017

"Two minus one is still one, so I come out on top." - Plank, 2016, after shooting 2 enemies and one civilian.

"It's not gay if the balls don't touch." - ImJust0ne, 2015