Recent reviews by James Holden

I picked mage.

The only good Bug, is a dead Bug!

"Abelard?, Illuminate these rabble as to whom they speak"

Extremely well made Souls-Like, The Combat is Fast Paced and Dynamic, Enemies are well Designed, The Four Bosses I've fought have all been Epic Encounters in their own right, All with their own expansive move-sets. Pretty Good so Far. How about the Levels, Well as expected with any Souls-Like they are jam-packed with Shortcuts, "Parkour" Jumps that 20% of the time Make you fall to you're Death, The Ole Reliable "Corner-Gank-Gangbang", "Parkour" Jumps that 42% Percent of the Time Make you fall to you're Death. Ladders. Gruff Mysterious Npcs, Abandoning Parry as Concept until some prick with a clay-more, Needle magic and Gym Lessons raw-dogs you so bad you become so proficient in the art of the parry that you can now successfully pull one off every 2-Dozen Fights. Also There is a Tendency for "parkour" Jumps that 100% of the time get you killed 65% of the time. Also this bloody game has Sexy Bloody Paladin Angel Lady With a Big Sword, Weird Wings and a weird ritual of Murdering every new person she meets i'd say 10 times, maybe 15, Who's Keeping Count. Music is Booming, Graphics are Blooming and the Frames are Zooming. oh Balls i forgot to mention something about fashion souls, Them Capes, Be Courageous, The Armour, Angelic also Badass, And There's a big-ass Zweihander that i got from a quick 3/Half-Hour Farming Session no big deal. In Summation You Will Fall to You're Death, And i Guess You'll Die from other Things To. Oh and Fire Magic go BRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Ships, Space, Spaceships, Space Battles, Ship Battles and 40k

Fun when it doesn't crash

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fun as ♥♥♥♥ and yeah nufff said