Recent reviews by Funglenutz

It's good in the way crack is good. I hear the music in my dreams at this point.

Edit 5/2024: Best live service game in years actively hurting playerbase and depriving customers of their product due to corporate greed and poor communication. I dont blame AH as much as I do Sony. It is such a shame to see this happen and hopefully these oppressive decisions will be reversed.

EDIT AGAIN 5/5/2024: WE DID BOYS. IF WE CANT ALL DIVE, NONE OF US DIVE. FOR SUPER EARTH, FOR DEMOCRACY! One of the best games ever made, can even make the corporate giants pause and look inwards, which is a rare sight in the current market. I can't believe it, thank you Arrowhead Games for advocating for the players.

Honestly, havent felt this way about an RPG since Witcher 3, and thats saying something! Larian knocked it out of the park!

Metal Gear Solid 1 meets Blade Runner meets Dead Space meets Silent Hill. It is a fantastic piece of sci-fi horror that makes you care for the protagonist on her harrowing journey to find her partner. An absolute must play for survival horror fans. 10/10

Such a breath of fresh air in the current gaming market. A fully polished game, dripping with style, and for less than half the price of modern AAA titles? They don't make them like this anymore. A must play!

Also weirdly gives me hope for The Evil Within 3! Please Tango & Bethesda!

Silly fun game for silly fun movie

Came for Bejeweled. Stayed for relationship tips.


11/10 WOULD ♥♥♥♥ MY WAIFU ON A FOUR-OF-A-KIND AGAIN!

The only TellTale game that didnt make me sob like an unhealthy man-child!




Okay maybe this game DID make me sob like an unhealthy man-child
10/10

A very cool game that deals with fromer Untouchable, Elliot Ness and his arch nemisis crime boss Alphonse Capone. In this episodic crime thriller you go through almost L.A. Noire style investigations.. searching the areas for clues, forming a conclusion, and attempting to find witnesses. This game is also paired with a mediocre shooting mechanic that is reinforced with the art style and music, overall that mechanic isnt that bad (: The only negative thing I would have to say about this game is that occaisonally there are some very clunky animations but that might just be a result of its new release status or maybe the devs are but a small team.

Overall, this is a great game if you love it where your choices matter and you want to help catch the supernatural criminals. With a classic Noire art style, A Blues-y almost depressing soundtrack, and a character who is the embodiment of "old-detective-who-is-too-old-for-this-♥♥♥♥". I feel this is a good foot in the door for the rest of the season!

A very entertaining and unique game from Ubisoft (something that has been missing from them in the past few years) that follows old vigilante Silas Greaves through his adventures as a bounty hunter that is seeking revenge for his murdered brothers. With beautiful and almost Borderlands like visuals paired up with fun gameplay and a humourus way of storytellying I would reccomend this to anyone!