I live to win and destroy you and your holiday plans because you will be in the hospital with 1 of 6 diseases I have. I have the key of the sky bridge and I can now defeat every Walmart in central australia. You should be afraid of me because I am not human I am special Doctors said so and i smell like woodchips and oatmeal, I will make you wet yourself with super sonic yelling, and I will spin in circles till I vomit all over you, I simply dont care. I also once brought a half baked potato to a candle fight. I have won 2 whole Karate events simply with pure skill, a baseball bat, and a car. So watch your back because if you are frosted flakes I will make you unfrosted flakes with a simple flick of my finger and flick a switch for a long range balistic missile. I have 11 finger, 1 for each day of the month and I can benchpress more than 15 pounds I think so i can hit you pretty hard once or twice. I will assault your favorite sea turtle with a flashlight and then watch you as you wet youself because of my screaming. So feel free to face me but ima flip you like the omlet you are.
If you are trying to initiate a relationship, my turn offs include being blockled on whatsapp, going even near a walmart, and playing backgammon on boats while wearing a bandana. My turn ons are listining to sad music, hearing direct quotes said by Genghis Khan, and historical inaccuracies. If you share these with me (or need a lawyer) cal us at (222)-222-2222