I didn't get a good look at the tip, but hopefully it's not too sharp to put it up. (the prequel lightsabers were the best of all Cuz you could share Mauls saber with a friend winkwink (although a challenger hast appeared with that kylo saber namsayin??)

The vibrations from the little speaker that makes the woosh noises are resplendant .. nowadays with my brain assosiayshuns my spincter puckers up and i instantly get erect watching (or even just listening to) any lightsaber scene from the movies 🤭.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I love lightsabers

Hey! You prolly get a lot of comments like this, but you’re very pretty, like honestly!! And you seem like a dope person too lol. Would you be down to getting your cheeks blasted by my ♥♥♥♥ and balls?

I just killed myself while reading this 😎

Edit: I changed my mind somebody know how to vomit out 30 sleeping pills fast??

I would just like to announce that I am exactly 5.7 inches. I have measured with numerous objects- monster cans, a samsung galaxy s9 , measuring tape. And I would like to say that I am quite satisfied with my length. Thank you.

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