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Lord_Chaz 25/jan./2020 às 3:08 
𝕺𝖍 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖉, 𝖎 𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖑𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖆 𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘. 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖊 𝖎𝖙 !! '𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙... 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐? 𝖍𝖆𝖍𝖆 𝖎 𝖏𝖊𝖘𝖙. 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖊 𝖎𝖙. 𝕾𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊... 𝖍𝖆𝖍𝖆 𝖓𝖆𝖞, 𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖎𝖙... '𝕷𝖊𝖘𝖙?
Lord_Chaz 1/dez./2019 às 14:53 
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RAID: Shadow Legends™ is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start. There's also an upcoming Special Launch Tournament with crazy prizes! And not to mention, this game is absolutely free!

So go ahead and check out the video description to find out more about RAID: Shadow Legends™. There, you will find a link to the store page and a special code to unlock all sorts of goodies. Using the special code, you can get 50,000 Silver immediately, and a FREE Epic Level Champion as part of the new players program, courtesy of course of the RAID: Shadow Legends™ devs.
Lord_Chaz 6/fev./2019 às 10:41 
A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱
Lord_Chaz 28/mai./2018 às 15:19 
>IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4
>KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
>......__________________
>...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
>.....), ---.(_(__) /
>....// (..) ), ----"
>...//___//
>..//___//
>WE TRUE HOMIES
>WE RIDE TOGETHER
>WE DIE TOGETHER
PantherASinclair 23/ago./2017 às 20:37 
Dark Souls is a game for hardcore players only. None of that ♥♥♥♥♥ Skyrim ♥♥♥♥ here. Dark Souls is home to the edgiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive who fish for laggy backstabs because who gives a ♥♥♥♥ how you win when winning=skill. If you dare counter their lagstabs and actually kill them, they will invade with hacked weapons and instakill you. Not only that but your health will be halved and all your souls and humanity non recoverable upon respawn. That's the price you pay for being a skilless scrub and not knowing how to Cheat Engine. On that note Cheat Engine is bascially required to play this game if you want to do undo anything those Russian trainer kids do to you. Add me, my GFWL is xXxXxDarkNinjaAbysslordNightmanOfRemainsXxxxxxXXx we can pwn scrubs with instakill weapons, because that's how real players play and that's how we show those skyrim casuals what real skill is like.
PantherASinclair 18/ago./2017 às 15:58 
nice
Lord_Chaz 18/ago./2017 às 9:28 
It has been 4 hours since i succesfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made i felt a shockwave through my body. I have a reason to believe i have super strength and telekinesis. 3 hours after contact i noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its. I fear for my safety, i'm not sure what sort of power i may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If i don't update this again please send help.
PantherASinclair 12/ago./2017 às 10:23 
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?
Mirza 9/jul./2017 às 15:51 
#GodisNOTDead
PantherASinclair 27/mai./2017 às 12:06 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play h1z1 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xoxo
Lord_Chaz 3/mai./2017 às 12:29 
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not suppertimmo 29/jun./2016 às 15:41 
where am i?
D0nkeyman 13/mai./2016 às 13:01 
Dat BOII
Joblin 27/mai./2015 às 9:34 
lmao
ImTheDandy 16/mai./2015 às 13:59 
ayy
Giraffy 16/mai./2015 às 13:11 
XD
Shim Shady 17/set./2014 às 12:24 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR SO COOL.
xXHUNTINGR33NM4CH1N3Xx 26/mai./2014 às 9:30 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ImTheDandy 5/mai./2013 às 11:13 
JACK!!!!
CodyBiddle:P 6/nov./2012 às 12:28 
gay
CodyBiddle:P 6/nov./2012 às 11:07 
play something with me ;)