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🚘 * 🥗 * 🍖 * 👃 * 📗 * 🐳 * 🚗 * 👑 * 🌳 * 😺 * 💄 * 🎫 * 🎁 * 🐠 * 🎍 * 💎
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence. "Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses." "Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts." "Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* A man's credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
ㅤ* If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.
🌋 * 🚙 * ⚡ * 👔 * 🥒 * 🌂 * 🕺 * 👑 * 🎄 * 📒 * 💃 * 🍆 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 👾 * 🔋
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIT2HTSl4Dw