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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 7:14am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2014 @ 9:59am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 6:22am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:27am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 6:00am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 2:17am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 6:48am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:18pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 6:11am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:40am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 11:23pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2014 @ 1:27am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 6:42am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:45am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:19pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 12:38pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:17am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:09am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:09am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 12:52pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 2:13am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:06am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:17pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:12am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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