You damaged my package. I found your steam. I am not happy. I want the world to know the POS delivery driver you are. On 5/24/23 you threw the package over my fence and hit my child. They were crying and you stormed off playing Bad Romance from Lady Gaga. Your taste in music is poor. I requested a new driver. I will be damned if your grimey old farmer grippers ever lay another measley hand on my package. Go stand in a barn corner and cry because I won. You will forever weep this day.

░░▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄
░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█▀▀██▐███▀▀██▐████
█░░█▌████░░█▌█████
█░░░▀▀▀▀░░░░▀▀▀▀░█
█░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░█
█░░░░░█░░░░░░█░░░█
░█░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░█
░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░░░▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

xd