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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:48pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:31am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:25pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:21am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 1:05am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:16am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:05am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:02am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:58am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:54am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:51pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:07am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:45pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:54am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:18pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:03pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:26pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:00am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:19am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:17am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:36am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:57am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:56pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:56pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:56pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:51pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:57pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:01pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:57pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:57pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:58pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:50am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:02pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:49am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:11pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:26pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:24pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:19am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:14pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:59pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:10am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:37pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:17am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:17am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:10am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:27am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:59pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:04pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:23am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:14pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 11:08pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:59pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:36am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:41pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:53am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 2:02pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:59pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:16pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:04pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:00pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 2:02pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 5:53pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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