your girlfriend is standing in there with a seductive grin. "hey" she says, suggestively. you walk over slowly and she gives you a bottle of olive oil. "pour this on me and don't stop until i say so". you begin pouring olive oil on your girlfriend in the kitchen. she dances as the oil hits her skin, divine and luminescent. she isn't asking you to stop. you're halfway through the bottle and she still hasn't asked you to stop. you finish pouring the bottle on her as she looks at you through lustful eyes. "that was great," she says, "here's another bottle". you pour another full bottle of olive oil on her. she's in ecstasy — there is oil everywhere. you leave the room as she reaches for a third bottle.