wizard hitler sends his kind regards

I made the mistake of not believing Alex Jones when I used his new Caveman True Paleo Formula. Now I can't stop bending metal bars and ripping phone books in half, my mom is freaking out

YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS "sexy"