#1 Linkedinfluencer 10/10 glaze

-rep doesnt like storm in wizard101

Hi, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female,and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here so if you
require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
me a Player 2..a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
video games together some time. I would be happy to assist you. as friends of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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