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🌂 💛 🍆 🍖 📀 🥗 👹 🐳 🌽 ⛳ 👾 🌳 💃 👃 🥒 🚗
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is
placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
📒 🍧 😺 💄 🚙 🍇 🐊 🏀 🥞 🌏 👽 🌸 💎 ⚡ 🚕 🍧
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