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8.3 hrs on record
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterpiece, and this is coming from the Pope himself.

The game is fantastic in every aspect. From Graphic to combat, to sound to storytelling.
The combat actually made me sweat due to the fact if I died, I went one step closer to ultimate failure.
The combat is also smooth, and rewards you to try and combo and chain attacks as well as trying out new things.
It's interesting, the only way to figure out whether or not you can parry that attack, is to try but at the chance that it will kill you. Love it.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
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Jokes aside, Go for Warface instead, or Dirty bomb
Posted 28 July, 2018.
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18.6 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honestly really unique compared to other BTR.
Why?

Simple weapon design, yet they give you an equiepment wheel to design your playstyle. But the really interesting thing they did is giving the option to be a show Director, which let's you assist in deciding the match outcome.

It's a really fun way to interact with the players in the game, and bending the disadvandtage to the players, or creating them :O
Posted 3 May, 2018.
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3.5 hrs on record
I got 3 hours on record... That's literally the time it took me to complete this garbage.
Unless you like to pay 20€ to read 300 notes in a game instead of buying a book, I guess you could get this.

What it is, is it's crying shame, that's what it is. The A.I can be compared to that of a door pushed by the wind.
This is not Amnesia. It's the autistic-multi-retarded-brain-damaged child thats best of dying.
Posted 10 May, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
38.6 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
This game blew me down!
The rats are small, noisy and annoying. HAH! Just like the dwarf -Waywatcher--*-*
Posted 4 November, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
53.0 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Don't even consider buying this pile of garbage.
The only "survival" in this game is... OH WAIT, There NO BLOODY SURVIVAL IN THIS GAME!
It's all just KOS every freaking player you see, no matter what you or he wears.
You got AR15, he got fists? Doesn't matter, he will still try to kill you.
WHY? Because this community is more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up than ISIS...
Never have I played a game where the item looting, shooting, walking, crafting or whatsoever has felt so clumsy and delayed..
There's nothing smooth in this game at all.
When you die, the game lags out for 1-2 seconds, and than there's a 50-50% chance the game will crash when you hit "respawn".
And there's a 50-50 the game will stop working when you hit the "exit game" button. Than you have to force close it..

Oh, and they plan to make the game f2p in year 2020 when the game will hit release date. And ofc charge people for money to play bloody BR.
and for those who bought EA version.. Well here's a message from the devs :thankyou mongrols, thanks for the money.

I really don't understand how 13k are playing it right now.
In "survival" you can craft bases. But it's nearly inpossible to even get started.. You need to find an axe first to chop trees, but oh wait. There's a 95% chance that someone will kill you 2 minutes after you spawned, unless you spawn and get lost in a forest ofc.
They also said they would add a lot of police and SWAT stuff. They have added the police stuff, but oh wait. YOU HAVE TO SPEND EVEN more money on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creates and keys, and than there's the 5-10% chance you will get what you seeked. You can ofc buy it in the market place. but hey, buying a full match on that is more expensive than a regular knife in CS:GO

"But ♥♥♥ writing this review, it's EA! Don't you know what EA IS?!"
Yes I bloody well know what EA is, but they way the devs are handling this is so pathetic it makes me puke. instead of fixing the insane amount of bugs, glitches, zombies and deers waling on roof. They just focus on adding content and charge money for it. Because they are money-greedy as hell.

But hey, if you like KOS no matter what with toxic community which is LOL x10. Than get this game. It's funny whenever it works like it should, but it's at no way new-player friendly.
And again. They made crafting so buggy, hard and dumb as they could.


Edit: I would rate the combat system (Both melee and ranged) 3/10..
Zombies are the biggest joke this game has.
Posted 18 July, 2015. Last edited 18 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
This game is sooo good. Complete it on hard first, than go to nightmare for an epic and amazing challenge.
There's still some multiplayer servers open which is almost full every time. So MP is still alive.
The atmosphere is this game is really good as well.
It's worth the Dosh $$$$
Posted 16 July, 2015.
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188.7 hrs on record (176.7 hrs at review time)
I am giving a "recommend" but it's really on the edge here..

The game itself is really great, fast paces, aiming requires skill and the learning curve is good. (Game is really skill based, so git gud)
Really, everything in the game is placed together real smooth, it runs smooth, the Dialouges are good and for a F2P.... Is a.. To use their words, comprehensive victory.

So the bad stuff? 'lots of reviews already sums it up, so short version:
The devs are spitting out content and patches slower than DayZ. Ranked is more unbalanced than Riot "lee sin april fools" video.
TL:DR: last time content was added was one year ago.
Posted 11 June, 2015. Last edited 16 April, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Played this game 4-6 times through already!
never stops to amaze me
Posted 9 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.5 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Can't recommend a game with such a clumsy and dumb crouch and prone movement. You can't even crouch to use it as a sneak, because you are almost faster when you prone than when you crouch. If not actually the same speed.
The sprinting system is kinda retarded from time to time.
Oh, and don't forget how broken MM is...
Getting spawn killed by snipers, tanks and planes with bombs.
If enemy team has a tank, well GG you can't destroy it unless you have a tank yourself..
Every weapon sound is so much off, that it sometimes make you cry. It doesn't feel like a WW2 game at all. Everything is missing to make it a WW2 game.

Forgot to add, that finding a game is not hard. It's finding a game that's just a little balanced that's hard.
If you really want a WW2 game. You should go ahead with RO2.

However, if you think you can live with these negative things. Than go ahead, give the game a try.

Edit: Almost forgot that people blocks the doors to the cap zones with jeeps.
Posted 25 May, 2015. Last edited 25 May, 2015.
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