finkhead

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

So you think you're a good player and your ego is sky high, the reality of facts is that you're bad, all you can do is hold angles.

Not once have I seen you actually use skill to win against me in a 1 versus 1 situation, the reason you won that matchmaking game is because you abused tight angles and unfair game mechanics such as preaiming.

I honestly doubt I'll ever see you in a professional counter-strike environment because we both know you're nothing but a one hit wonder, try to beat me again in a matchmaking game and see what happens because we both know deep down that I will win.

You are nothing compared to me and I honestly hope you uninstall the game and get a life.

only game hes good at is grid 2