Ivan
The NPC
 
 
I identify as a conglomerate of consciousnesses
Zip/zop/zoobity/bop preferred pronouns
Furry enthusiast (AwoooOoooOooo! OwO )


Could I gain a whole bunch of weight, lose it all, and then have my loose skin shaped into a wingsuit so I can become a human flying squirrel?
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Recent Activity
44 hrs on record
last played on 13 Dec
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last played on 22 Nov
223 hrs on record
last played on 15 Nov
Comments
ironic paradox 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04pm 
thanks :)
that was a good fight
f1ngern 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:19am 
shut up you idiot no one wants womens career mode get a life and stop asking for dishwasher updates
Raz 22 Feb, 2020 @ 2:43pm 
Bro, why would you ever AFK at the top of Sen's? I understand the bonfire, but if you're at the boss fog just quit out. I gave you several minutes to come back, off-hand jabbed a few times to get your attention too. Then came the dung pies... you didn't come back fast enough. You can summon me and I'll drop you a humanity if you'd like though.
vicluz 4 Feb, 2020 @ 11:53am 
Anytime. And please know that salty mail is a common thing in this game.
If you're a new player I'm sorry but you kinda looked the part, behaved and had the tactics and gear of tryhard dedicated gank parties.
Only way for you to find out the other side is to become one, I suggest.
You have a +6 weapon, put aldrich covenant on and just wait, it's auto-summon.
Post here your experience.
I don't even have to comment then, understanding will be more than enough by then.
Have a lovely game.
vicluz 3 Feb, 2020 @ 12:44pm 
Get absolutely owned plus the idiot piss yellow phantom.
You are a joke with dropped gear an no skill at all. Git gud, scruby ganker.
MAKE ME REAL 2 Oct, 2019 @ 1:34pm 
hahahahahahaha, git gud casul