Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for alone time, I can tell you I don't have patience. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career of annoying other people. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't join discord, I will look for every way possible to contact you, I will find you, and I will message you.