I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY. HOLY DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME.

wow, i once saw this man push an old lady over. while she was on the ground in a panic and also in severe pain, larrybucks stole her snickers bar and spat on her. this was my first encounter with this curse to walk the earth. second time he literally robbed a homeless man who had a sign "its my birthday anything helps, thanks, god bless.". this is disgusting! i highly recommend blocking this person, he is also a sex offender.

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