I sexually Identify as a Neutron Star. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spinning at the speed of 0.24c and emitting radio signals at the frequency of 716 Hz. People say to me that a person being a neutron star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install astrophysical jets, hot quark-gluon plasma and super hot surface on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “PSR J1748-2446ad” and respect my right to emit pulsating radio signals. If you can’t accept me you’re a neutrophobe and you need to check your stellar object privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

+ rep strong and faithful member of the 3rd Reich
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