babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

A girl....... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOOOOOGAI jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBLBWURbinwurlbinwurlbinwurlbinwurlbinwurlbinwurl tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhhh me lady... pulls out comically oversized mallet and beats own head with it 15 times AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum OOHHHH ateam shoots out of ears WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO milk truck crashes into bakery store in the background spilling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO heartsheartsheartshearts inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturbtes furiously ohhhh my gooooood

the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing, what a wonderful day for cooming... GOOD MORNING WORLD. I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't COOMED yet. It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machinegun jackhammer my bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! I-is that a-a female girl!? HHNG I- begins the ritual I MUST SNIFF. NNNNG. AAAAGGH. NNNNG. OH GOD. AAAAAGHHH. UUuUH. AAAAAAGH. O-OH ♥♥♥♥. NNNNG. MMMFFFMNNNFFF. UGGGH. UUUNG MMMFFFFNNNFFF. AAAAGH smashes desk I'M... C-COOMING. (coom) I'M COOMING (coom) white gift starts to emerge (coom) I'M (coom) COOMING. I'M COOMING. AAAGGGGH. OOOH ♥♥♥♥. AAANNNHHGGG. COOOMING. AAAGGGGH. AAAAAA. OH ♥♥♥♥ IT'S EVERYWHERE. (COOOM) OHHHHHHH. NNGGGAAA. starts coughing in pleasure. Nnng. Oh jesus. Oh ♥♥♥♥. SSNNNNIFFF. Completely exhausted from the magnitude of the coom Oh ♥♥♥♥. ohhhh.. ohhhhh. there you are, my slippery white gift to the world. My son... My son... Well, time to get some breakfast.

Hey, sorry I heard your voice in all chat and I just thought it was so cute, I really wanted to tell you that! It's really rare to see girls playing dota and not being mad at dummy teammates at all. Don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you. Sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much. add me we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Physics Lesson:
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.