Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?
Ben: WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?
Reporter: ...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-
Ben: I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?
Reporter: Sir, that's not what my orig-
Ben: OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?
Reporter: (silence)
Ben: B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o.
(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o.
Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-
(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)
All: And Bingo was his name-o!
(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!

-rep does not call boss baby

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ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
we shall attack the preschools at dawn

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