infaredmustard
Dribble Von Cranium
Vatican City State (Holy See)
Bound to a swivel chair in an abandoned server room
Keyboard smells like copper. I keep typing. It keeps laughing.
Ate my RAM. Saw God in the thermal paste.
Steam says “Last Online 5 years ago” I’m still here. Watching.
Ranked top 0.1% in screaming at static.
My main is whatever the voice tells me to pick.
lobotomized for better performance :steamhappy:
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Bound to a swivel chair in an abandoned server room
Keyboard smells like copper. I keep typing. It keeps laughing.
Ate my RAM. Saw God in the thermal paste.
Steam says “Last Online 5 years ago” I’m still here. Watching.
Ranked top 0.1% in screaming at static.
My main is whatever the voice tells me to pick.
lobotomized for better performance :steamhappy:
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Level
70
Years of Service
650 XP
Currently Online
Profile Awards  2
Badges  74
Games  141
Inventory   
Screenshots  4
Workshop Items  18
Reviews  5
Artwork  1
Groups  6
MOG WARTS
7 Members
Christian Gaming Community
24,907 Members
I stand in the shower for an hour because I like hot water
15,873 Members
Friends  25
55
Eat_Um_Up
Online
43
BajaBlast
Offline
29
Guss
Offline
23
goong
Offline
21
Nixon-pilled
Offline
17
BTPhil
In-Game
Half-Life: Alyx
Game Collector
141
Games Owned
169
DLC Owned
5
Reviews
8
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Favorite Game
Counter-Strike 2
408
Hours played
1
Achievements
Elite Crewman
100 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+1,298
1,311
Achievements
2
Perfect Games
32%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Favorite Group
MOG WARTS - Public Group
JELKERS UNITE & MOGGERS
7
Members
1
In-Game
3
Online
0
In Chat
Badge Collector
74
Total Badges Earned
1
Foil Badges Earned
111
Game Cards
Recent Activity
20.7 hours past 2 weeks
84 hrs on record
last played on 9 Jan
Battlefield™ 6
Achievement Progress   14 of 53
+9
237 hrs on record
last played on 8 Jan
Wallpaper Engine
Corporal
200 XP
Achievement Progress   9 of 17
+4
1.7 hrs on record
last played on 28 Dec, 2025
RV There Yet?
Comments
Eat_Um_Up 2 Nov, 2025 @ 5:41am 
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BTPhil 20 Jul, 2025 @ 5:06pm 
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🟠 Bandinius 🍊 19 Apr, 2025 @ 11:32am 
let's do more
Anador 14 Feb, 2025 @ 11:16am 
Attentive player!
Julie 12 Feb, 2025 @ 11:49am 
Good teammate +rep
76561199129375266 10 Feb, 2025 @ 11:28am 
let's team up again, add me up