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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate normies so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. Every time I see a retarded normie post a "meme" of The Office, Netflix, or how much they like coffee, I seriously want to kill myself. First of all, The Office is the most basic, brainless, humor-based show ever made. Having Steve Carrell yell random ♥♥♥♥ every episode is not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. Also, the only good statement ever made on that show was "It's called Hentai, and it's an art" and I bet these normie ♥♥♥♥ don't even know what hentai is. So if you watch The Office, do us all a favor and go blow up an Office Depot, cause you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrorist.