ok.
imagine, a wise old ninja master...
a very very powerful man...
the one who killed all the dinosaurs...
capable of killing all men in a single blow...
the one who could destroy the Death star with a single kick...
the one who could defeat Sauron with a single punch...
the one stronger than he-man and the incredible Hulk...
the one who is worshiped by Bruce lee and Chuck Norris...
the one the almighty considers his equal...
now imagine a guy pawning that wise old ninja master...
that man is me.