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I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING

2:00 am- Wake up

2.05am-Cold shower

2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall

2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.

2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)

6:45am-cold shower

7:00am-begin sprint to work

8:00am-arrive at work

8:05am-get called into boss' office

8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"

8:10am-sprint back home

9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal

9:10am-edging(as punishment)

3:00pm- bed time

When I was in 5th grade, I took a humongous ♥♥♥♥ that affected me like no other ♥♥♥♥ I had taken prior. Without even wiping, I stood up and looked at it in awe. I don't know why the ♥♥♥♥ I did this, but I stuck my hand in the bowl and started playing with it. First I was trying to be gentle with it; trying not to adulterate it's perfect original shape (it was very wide and bumpy).. But eventually I couldn't contain myself and began squishing it in my fist. I held it like a hot dog and watched it burst out through the cracks in my fingers like brown soft serve. It was invigorating. After I was satisfied, I rinsed my hands of all the excess ♥♥♥♥ stuck to them in the disgusting soiled toilet water.. And then took the sink to attempt to clean them.. This was not an easy task. I began with regular hand soap.. Not even anti-bacterial! What a novice I was!

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