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the Mastermind 15 Oct, 2017 @ 10:58pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Javey Dones 10 Oct, 2017 @ 5:25pm 
nibblert
the Mastermind 30 Jul, 2017 @ 3:54pm 
nah bro weed makes me like way more productive i wrote like 2 pages of my screenplay this week bro its about a guy who smokes mad weed and then builds a rocket ship haha its like a metaphor cus he gets high and then he gets actually high like in space bro its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ deep. all i gotta do is wait until i run into a hollywood guy out on the street and i can give him my screenplay and then im in dude ill be making mad money and i can just smoke weed dude. i gotta smoke weed to stay productive and if i stop sometimes i start to doubt myself and feel like a loser so i just gotta keep smoking that weed bro but its not like addictive or anything its my choice bro
the Mastermind 7 Dec, 2016 @ 10:41am 
he ran up and grabbed my mixed-race child and said 'this belongs in the bin' and put it in the bin. I was litterally shaking
thatsamkid16 25 Jun, 2016 @ 11:38pm 
I stroked out.
the Mastermind 11 May, 2016 @ 3:41pm 
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.