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30 hours in and having a great time getting my head bashed in by my friends.
Slipping on the banana is never not funny. Faust forever.

Soundtrack not horrible

A fun and infuriating party game involving RNG, very fun with friends if you don't lose them to pure rage.

Unpatriotic aliens have declared war against the most important and free planet in the solar system, Super Earth. You've just been drafted to fight and dive for humanity to exterminate these filthy non-freedom loving heretics. Join your fellow divers in hell as you fight off countless enemies while completing mission objectives (warning: fellow Helldivers killed by murderous cyborgs, manipulated by aliens or partially disgested next to you during enrollment may result in catastrophic mental damage and an adversion to walnuts). FREEDOM at your own risk.

They said it had unsolicited puns. Thats all I needed.

Repair Simulator 2016
Walk around abandoned areas repairing broken down generators to get a promotion at work. Avoid your overbearing boss who appears to be wearing last year's halloween costume in a crazy attempt to increase productivity through fear and other more unpleasant things... Either way I met my boss earlier today because I blew up generator 6, needless to say he wasn't very happy.

10/10 would get hung on a hook and fed to a Cthulhu-like spider god due to incompetency again.

Updated for achievement.

Two words: MERICA FREEDOM


Buy this game.
Or I'll find you and BRO you. BRO.

Hotline Miami borders on frustrating and fantastic. With failure around every corner, it forces you think on your feet. Shoot, Bash, Stab, Throw, Punch or Execute every enemy in your path. Overall Great Game and can't wait for the sequel. 9/10.

+Retro Style
+Interesting Story
+Lots of Gore
+Great Soundtrack
+Secret Achievements (if your into that)
+Cool Masks
+Fast Paced

WARNING: YOU MAY DIE... ALOT.

Binding of Issac was the first game I bought on Steam and i've never regretted it. The idea behind the game is you survive each floor fighting deadly creatures with your tears to finally reach your mother who's insane and wants to kill you. Go to treasure rooms for items to make you more powerful and engage in boss battles at the end of each floor. Every playthrough is different since each floor is randomly generated. Overall if you like weird rogue-like top-down 2-D shooters this game is a fairly good purchase. 8/10.