Recent reviews by Dolorous John

I'm still waiting for the full ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game to release.

If you want a deep RPG that doesn't treat you like a moron, Look elsewhere. If you want to see what the future of AAA gaming looks like, this is your game. Hand holding, lazy boring stories with no RP in the entire RPG. Very disappointing.

An entire game full of ♥♥♥♥ that elongates your time played artificially. NPCs that talk super slow and tell you their entire backstory, un-skipabale cut scenes that you are forced into using. Absolute garbage challenges to unlock perks.

67 hours and I think I've seen everything this game can offer.

The only thing I'll credit it with is reminding me about how much fun GOOD Bethesda games were, and I recently started a New Vegas play though. Thanks Todd.

As a returning player I can honestly say its worth the $30. I had to re-learn some things but the learning curve here has been drastically lowered and now anyone could get into the game if they wanted too. Its been a while since i've wanted to call out sick from work for a video game.

GAME GOOD

Terrible.

One of the best games I've had the pleasure of playing.

Absolutely the worst survival experience out now. Punched a fireplace and it exploded, birds land at your feet, and the cannibals are dumb as stumps.

Good

Cant.... Stop... Stealing.... Organs..........................................................................

How can I put this... This game is the most abysmal paradox game (yes including Imperator) they have yet to squirt out of their greedy tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

The AI.

I'm not gonna waste my time listing all of it out. if you're like me, all it takes is a mention in a review for me to do a little research. I suggest you do. Not only is it absolutely retarded, but it makes the most annoying decision at every opportunity it can make for the player. It will fly around to the other side of your entire empire, the other side of the galaxy, rather than fight you and defend its millions and millions of citizens on its planets., because one of your starbases over there has 200 less fleet power than your others. it's just really the absolute Achillies heel of this game. you cant even have fun smashing the AI, as every sing war is a game of tag with their fleet, So you inevitably just give up until they fly their fleet into your weakest starbase, which is still 10 times stronger than their fleet.

I just cant give this game a positive review, don't be fooled by all this game has to offer, its all ruined by the fact that this game is designed for you to get angry at the retarded ♥♥♥♥ that happens, not the awesome intergalactic affairs between council members and ♥♥♥♥ they want you to believe.

I promise you, you will be paying for drywall to fix the hole you punch in your bedroom wall after playing this game.

If penile cancer is a 3/10
this game is a 2/10