Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was once perplexed by the speed at which Pogo was able to farm. Seemingly impossible GPMs of 800+ every game were consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove the ability of Pogo's farm existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that Pogo's farm was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn't until the end that Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world's most infamous scientific formula. Pogo's Winrate = Grief + Getting Carried in Low MMR Games^2

I hate the Internet "culture"
First, the idiotic nonexistent "vocabulary" that everyone has to use just because it's trendy and cool and whatever to do so:

"based"
"cringe"
"lmao"
"ok boomer"
"simp"
"sus"

Second, the "memes" which are completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, I don't know what else to say. Spamming the exact same random thing literally everywhere because it's totally funny to see "AMOGUS SUS LMAO", especially when you've already seen it hundreds of times.

To a 29 y/o ♥♥♥♥ like yourself, this seriously gives me second hand embarrassment to the point that it makes me want to quit using the Internet to avoid being a part of... that. I don't even know how I should call it at this point. I already have no "social" media and I try to use the Internet only as a tool, like using only the search function on YouTube instead of being subscribed to some "influencers" or whatever they call themselves.