When life gives you lemons, get a ball pit. Don't put them lemons in the ball pit! In fact forget about the stupid lemons already, let's get a boat and sail across the pacific and get a monkey with seven eyes. We can name her Samantha and drive to Orlando, get sushi and dip it in waffles from the north pole. Perhaps we will call your mother and give her a tulip that Steve found in that truck stop bathroom I promised I wouldn't talk about ever again...