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👹 * 💚 * 👾 * 🌽 * 🥒 * 📘 * 🐝 * 💗 * 🥗 * 🎁 * 🌋 * 🕺 * 😺 * 💚 * 💃 * 🎫
ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.
Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?
Man: Nothing.
Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything?
Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
ㅤ* I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?
ㅤ* Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!