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Can I help you?
Can I help you?
What do you do?
I do it all.
Have a seat.
I will, because that's something I can do.
Do something... Do something.
I am. I did.
What did you do?
It's already done.
What did you do?
I helped you.
Are you drunk?
Not drunk enough... Can I... Help you?
Yes you can. Got a job for ya.
Okay... I'm hired.
Businessman. Comin' in today. Very important.
Woah. A real businessmen? No way.
He's rectangle-y. That's how you'll know 'em. By his rectangularness.
No way.
Drive him to Cheese Industries. You don't even know where that is. That's why we picked you. 'Cuz everybody else knows.
Right now?
Hm-hmm.
Oh look what I found... I gotta do this first... *chug* *chug* *chug* ah...
Okay. That works. How 'bout now?
Yes, how 'bout now?
Yeah, now's good... Before would've been better... but before is over.

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Save Our Sandvich 4 Aug @ 6:47pm

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cheesealoo 16 Mar, 2017 @ 5:25pm

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gllove 11 Oct, 2016 @ 2:44pm

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Thrax 19 Sep, 2016 @ 12:35pm

i wanna be part of this comment war to

Punished Dismas 19 Sep, 2016 @ 10:14am

Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my ﬁne retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.

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