Скорошни рецензии на King4alife

dont buy this game
i got bored SO FAST
it was some strange cult simulator low poly pretentious blender card picking abraham ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DONT BUY IT
the developers have NEVER created a good game ok? ok

this was my first experience to stalker
nuff said





also the community is non existant its just a bunch of montage makers and annoying ass slavaboos that have east german communist music videos in their youtube recommended
like
♥♥♥♥ off
i cant enjoy the game now because there is some loners out there wishing they had more friends and are now perpetually trapped in being annoying as hell and getting consumed by a broken ideology and justifying it as "funny" lol get nae naed noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like da game































































it turned off my graphic card

dont buy it
the game is annoying and youtubers just want money for it
pretty self evident since the game is unoptimized and garbage dont even think about this game
its bad
you wont enjoy it

This game SUCKS balls
and everyone who pretends to like it is pooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the community can be summed up by a group of people making drawings in ms paint using the pen tool and game journalists wanting the 3d panel content so it can be put in a reel for them
in order to not get stuck ~10 minutes into the game you need the wiki to identify enemies and find where to go
also the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soundtrack is annoying its presets doing some 'Jungle Drums' leitmotif over and over with variance.

the game has no enjoyable lore
if you switched it with terraria's you wouldnt tell a difference lol
its got that dark kingdom goth german aesthetic but its about fokkin BUGS
and everyone who was trying to ask me or talk about to me about this game is annoying to me, but uh that can just be me I guess, game sucks balls lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

you cant even enjoy the game
the soundtracks are a spotify exclusive (lol), there is no discord, subreddit, or youtube communities (at least ones that are worth while and not reposting the same thing over and over)

this game suk ball and I already modded it its not fun dont buy i was peer pressured into buying this game now i cant refund it lol this game sucks balllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
BLLALLLALBLALBLALBLALBLALBLABLALSBLABALBLABLALBLLLALBALLBAL
i modded the knight to poop himself
ok dont buy this game youll regret it


Chapter 2: PLPD Infiltration of the comment section

I do want to revise on my previous statements.
What I was trying to say about the music is that it is not adaptive or related to the progression of the game, only in 'zones' this is a problem alot of early Metroidvanias and CRPGs face, this maybe entirely intentional, maybe to control the length of the OST?
I will not erase anything else however as alot of the points still stand one way or another.
People working for the PLPD have been writing comments (except for one dear friend, the owner of Hypixel Walter.Dog who has combatted the agents with words)

Some of these agents may have even taken the accounts of my friends to write such comments temporarily.

Another problem with this game is the lack of environmental story telling in relation to undocumented ingame events, an easy example is the character who sells you maps, you would need to go on a Steam Forum post on the internet, or explore all the zones you have discovered so far and the designated spots for them including the shop in dirtmouth to learn a simple game mechanic that can add an hour of confusion to your playthrough.

Another one is the lack of good internet content, the only being hour long lore videos that can be summarized in a paragraph and add no incentive to explore on your own, and the ones that DO, feel urged to not explain game mechanics and early locations for whatever reason
lol

Also a small little jab here, this game thoroughly borrows from Wuzilund TOOD Products Inc.'s cool CURSE OF THE GRIMWRAITH, yeah I KNOW thats a bit of a stretch but hear me out, I know it seems like im comparing this game to the literal damn dark souls of 2D CRPGS BUT, they both have little bugs as cute characters, they both have composed music that try to be/mimic orchestral compositions (Example: March of the Ants sounds similar to City of Tears) and both of their protagonists have cute things (horns?) that are similar to the Dynastes type of Beetle Horns, although Ive heard there was a sharing of ideas.

And FINALLY, silksong will never come out lol

This is because originally Hollow Knight utilized 2 libraries that are now defunct/outdated[, and when something is outdated on a scripting language like CSharp (C#) YOU KNOW ITS OUTDATED (scripting doesnt utilize foreign dynamic link libraries that much lol). Now you may say "But Vivec, what if they just make it without such things?!" well right when you start the game, its not going to be like Hollow Knight, simple as that, if you are a person that is critiquing this review I dont think I need to elaborate on this previous point that much since you have probably already made your mind up by watching countless hours of mossbag fluff (heh)

I am SO THANKFUL II made this review, it has highlighted so many avenues of game design and pinpointed which out of my friends are in danger of Paralake's forces.

Have a nice day reader! (nwah)