Dear God,
I come to You with an urgent plea. Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not let my friend log back onto Rust. He has 9,000 hours on this game. That’s 375 days of his life—over a year of being shot at, raided, and yelling “OPEN THE DOOR!”

Lord, I know You gave us free will, but maybe just this once, could You revoke his? Lock his Steam account, cut his internet, or send a divine blue screen of death if he even thinks about launching it again. Let him remember what the sun looks like.

Guide him, Lord, to greener pastures—literally. Maybe a farming sim? Or one of those “touch grass” experiences I’ve heard so much about. Anything but Rust.

I trust in Your wisdom, and I’m counting on You to save him from himself.

Amen.

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