Excited for you! hope everything goes smoothly. You've change a lot from when we first started gaming... you used to be so friendly and full of hope and then DOTA ruined your life, but you've been slowly coming back. Hope this brings you the rest of the way! Congrats!

Good luck today man. It's been a wild ride gaming with you over the past years. We met in 2014 in a dying clan's teamspeak server, and connected through our constant game ADHD & toxic personalities which thrived on ruining other gamer's gameplay.
Thanks for all the good times and laughs, and good luck. Youre gonna be a great dad.

PS. Now that you're a dad gamer, i recommend Clash of Clans or Battle Brothers
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :

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Day 67, I can't stop playing DotA 2. It's grasp on me is forever tightening. I've dug myself to deep into the hole to climb out. Boushka talks in spanish to the peruvian players, saying he's telling them things like "♥♥♥♥ you, bla bla", but little does he know I've secretly been learning spanish myself, and he has actually been slandering my name with other peruvians. I fear the worst for Boushka, which I believe he may be becoming Peruvian himself... Only GabeN may have mercy on us now, as he drinks the tears of innocent Peruvian children. Please GabeN save us... Were starving.

Bet you wish you could fly a shark right now...

Boushka gets really mean while playing Dota 2.... Every time he dies, "WHERE WAS THE FRICKEN TEAM", I just think we may want to consider the possiblity of letting him go from Team LP all-stars.... It's just that it becomes demoralising to the team everytime... idk. think about it.

UNINSTALLING!

OK, SO I SEE WHY YOU WOULD ALWAYS GET MAD PLAYING DOTA! IT CHANGES YOU INTO AN ANGRY PERSON AND YOU JUST WANT TO HURT PEOPLE AND NUKE SOUTH AMERICA! IT EVEN MADE ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS!

We need you! Our Dota team is not panning out at all...

filthy peasant, ♥♥♥♥ you.

Don't listen to him, I play DotA with him all the timeeeee.....

Oh and I can't get helix to play Dota with me anymore. He loves that Gary's Incident game so much he's always playing it!

We may have to do some more recruiting... Helix is right; our dota team just feeds so much....

STOP FEEDING!

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HAPPY PI DAY MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<3.14

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude, thank you for getting me Garry's Incident, it's a really great game!

hahaha, he's just jelly cause he can't get kills, but I really need to stop taking every kill I guess...

Boushka started playing Shadow Fiend, and it's all good and all, but he seriously steals every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill.

http://www.twitch.tv/randomchick97/c/6304658

I'm playing dota so much now! It would have made you so proud back in the day...

Oh, and I forgot to tell you! Bellator kicked me out cause I hadn't played chiv in a while! lol! Time for Golden!

It's true... he feeds a lot as puck... he always switches to him last second so I don't talk him out of it.

How the ♥♥♥♥ do you play Puck? I can't help but feed!

We're building a dota team just for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVAvexTSbNA

I JUST MISS YOU SO MUCH, OKAY??? ;-;

This is just my aesthetic, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you don't like it you can ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

So I'm teaching my cat to speak and her first word was Dagnor... True story.

Don't ask, don't tell ;)

I miss you so much... please come back to me! I can't stand to be alone with Helix anymore! he's getting so ♥♥♥♥! -Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Hey bud, hope your good and suffering out there. It's what you would have wanted. :')

A little girl got lost in a forest. She wandered around looking for her parents, but couldn't find them. Then she saw an owl.
"Do you know where my mother is?" asked the girl. The owl responds, "Why the hell would I know where your mother is? Are you stupid? Why are you fairytale children always getting lost in forests and hallucinating about animals that can talk?"
And then the owl swooped down and ripped the little girl's face off and ate her eyeballs. Then the owl hooted, "Hoot hoot".
It's a german joke, so it's a little dark, I guess. Or maybe it's just the translation. Nope, it's not the translation, it says "ripped her face off" right there.
Don't do drugs.

I know you gonna get got, but you better get yours more den you get got doe!

"Good Fight" - Helix

I'm just here so i don't get fined.