Their inferior, plebian minds cannot comprehend nor fathom the higher evolutionary culture of which I walk amongst, just as they walk amongs the mundane of their normie existence. The fools cannot unterstand that what I seek is from a perspective of this plain of trancendence that they, these pitiful, fickle creatures, these Normies, could never begin to imangine.

Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!
Just kidding.
Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

The internet hates fedoras, you say? Oh truly, that is a shame...
Because female-humans of breeding age seem to love them...
...Come back, when you have learned a thing or two about 'class'.
Sincerly, grown-ups

Attention Facebook friends, these two beautiful young women are two very important people in my life, they mean a lot to me. If you are lucky enough to call one of these ladies your gf, and break their heart. I will open the heavens and make it my mission to destroy you and all you care about. My name is Thor, test me if you dare!!!

Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come of. you broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*