Recent reviews by Sneaky Giraffe

BEST GIRAFFE GAME EVER (don't tell giraffe town I said that)

This is GENUINELY the best free game I have ever played. Even if it's just a "walking simulator" you can tell a ton of love and effort went into this. I was SHOCKED to see it only took 2 years to make. Highly recommend for anyone especially achievement hounds. While I think there are some issues with the game and it certainly won't be for everyone, I think what you did here is astounding for what it is and you really knocked it out of the park!!! If I were to give it a score, it would be a solid 7.5/10

Video of review currently being uploaded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgVMfeGlKc&ab_channel=SneakyG67

This game is ass, and not the good kind. Now when I say ass I don't necessarily mean it as a bad thing. Ass is like pizza, there's no such thing as a bad version of it, just inferior ass/pizza. Unfortunately for me, this game is near the bottom of my list for good games I've played this year or even really, ever. Now I know that seems harsh right off the bat, especially since this is a newer developer (First game) but let me go into further detail, and also give my random conspiracy theory of why I think this game was actually made as a scam. Now first lets get my BS theory out of the way, because I really don't want it to be true. I believe this game does have the potential to be great and if the developer is serious I'm sure they can make much much better games in the future. However they already made a game before, or according to my research they were at least tied to a game from India a FPS called Last Land?? it doesn't look great either. I could not play it to give my thoughts but based off of footage I've seen, it looks like a mobile rip off like overwatch/gta clone idk its really bad so good news death slave is an improvement. It seems the developer now was someone associated with the FPS and moved on to make Death slave, starting at $25. People hated that, so it dropped to $10. This is the final update on the game. I could try to email him. But it seems like the game was released at its final state and it is getting really good reviews in fact the trailers looked great so good I spent $10 on my own copy, thanks to this random YouTube comment! Now i haven't dug too much into this, but i had never heard of this game until the comment, and I can only imagine that's how others heard about this game as well seeing as there is no evidence of the developer or really the game existing at all. Only thing are raving reviews. Interesting. I decided to play-through the whole game and had a terrible time. Glitchy, broken, predictable/hard to follow story, music is good/repetitive, animation is fine for what is is, but could be better/hitbox fixes. LAG/inputs not working. why do you only lose the jump. puzzles don't take long, would be a lot shorter game if it could be played correctly. I couldn't even replay the game to find the secret ending, i tried to re buy it for you guys but could not so if anyone has a steam they want to lend me so i can play-through again for the secret ending.... anyways. I would recommend not playing/buying/supporting this game at all, unless it is fixed, then it is at least an indie game with some interesting ideas but overall poor execution.

2spooky4me