I would absolutely have sex with myself if there were two of me.

Not even slightly homosexual. I'm not ashamed to admit that I look at myself in the mirror whenever I get the chance - taking my shirt or my all off if I can, to get a better view. I don't masturbate often, but when I do I always climax looking myself in the eyes. I autofellated myself once, and I'd do it regularly if it weren't for the fact that it leaves me with an intense dorsal pain.

I only go for women who look like a female version of myself - shame I don't have a sister. I'll kiss her after oral sex, and I'll give oral sex after sex. I align myself in my clothing in a manner that best displays my soft bulge, partly because it looks good in the mirror. I love the sound of my own voice - most people 'hate' it but I actually get aroused when I hear my voice in a recording.