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Al'rightly Lads, here are a couple of rules:
-1.i am trade banned for calling your mom a pot noodle , I apologised to Gabriel but all he said was "I can’t count to three" (rip hl3) and underage gambling is fine, don’t worry about it so sorry
0. This is the internet as such everything should be taken seriously, for instance, memes are heretical, BAM now it’s true. Next time on brainiac, how to lose your virginity to your brother and not have it be gay
1. please add me if your profile or inventory are private
2. please add me if you have a steam level under 0
3. add me if you are a model citizen already ǝɯ llᴉʞ ƃuᴉʞɔnℲ ʇsnſ
4. if I don't add you and the rules above do apply to you then I'll kill myself and then you.
5. If you haven’t watched house MD you are not allowed to add me, this is the most important rule. If you add me and you haven’t watched it I will find you and I will make a movie reference.
8. I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
42. Don't touch vegans or they might infect you, i sure love salad.
5. Imagine sitting in front of a mirror for 4 hours a day.
15. Burger King foot lettuce.
9. Ravioli ravioli you are a virginoli.
99. Yes I have NFTs' Non Functional Testicles
10. I bet you can't even open a beer bottle with your foreskin loser.
8. I have a katana collection and have been learning Japanese on rosetta stone for 3 months.
99. I don't Netflix and chill, I slap cocs and Roblox
1. That's an awfully hot coffee pot, I'm the Joker baby.
88. Kylo Ren dies, Rey is Palpatine's' grandaughter, Palpatine is Glados, Leia has a lightsaber, Yoda likes CBT.

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My PC specs:
GPU: radeon 696969 overclocked meme edition
CPU: Superfast meme rocketship
Monitorr: 6 69Hz apple watches strapped together with flex tape
mouse: Razor meme aimbot lock macro 69 clicks per second loser mouse
keyboard: i have like 7 num pads
processor: i6969k 1337Hz
I have a flame sticker that makes my computer go fast
1. I cut off a guys doinkmachine that makes the ethernet go fast on the webcable wifi.

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My Life In Words:
-4. Virginity is what fuels the 21st century, change my mind. Nice Snake Drink
-3. My favourite music is the sound of Bob Ross telling me that I am not a mistake, just a happy accident. Crying is good for your body
-2.I have over 200IQ because I watch Rick and Morty
NOTE: I maxed out my credit cards on v-bucks, please donate to me or i might die
0. Am I not make good brain or am I a nice, don't stop
1. I'm a huge flaming five year old
2. My PC is the only reason i get up in the morning that and i have a crippling hentai addiction
3. I don't want to talk about Bionicles with you if you haven't read stuff from the expanded universe
4. I talk a lot about my life and how I want the sweet release of death which will bring Nirvana
7. I have a robot that jerks me while I am playing CS:GO and Dota, so if you see me, fear me.
5. At the end of the day if you can’t pleasure a man with a pair of fish hands you're probably a virgin and should donate your eyes to charity.
9. I want to reconsider the fact that you are still reading the text, now for a philosophical question, if you earned $20 for every ♥♥♥♥ you suck at what point would you stop sucking ♥♥♥♥, for this theory let’s assume that each gobby lasts for about 3 mins on average and you have a 5 min break in between so that means you earn $20 every 8 minutes, so asking this how much money would you be willing to earn and how long would it take
99. this account is worth 1/4 portion.
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