The stupid moof!!!!!!!! Yummers

I've come to make an announcement: Alice Kuonji's a bitchass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. She diddle diddled my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night. That's right, she took her witch ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shiny violin out and she diddle diddled my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night. And she said her ploy was "this big" and i said "that's disgusting" so i'm making a callout post on my magebook dot com: Alice Kuonji, you got a small Troll. It's the size of this circuit except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my crest looks like! PHREWWW! That's right baby. All circles, no ploys, no witches, look at that it looks like the barrel of a giant gun. She diddled my night so guess what? I'm gonna Retrograde Canal the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my supER LASER PISS!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, KISCHUR? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IdiOT! You have 23 seconds before the snark drrrolllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth! Now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!

You're a MOOOOOOOOOF!!

Daymn gurl. You thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Whats yo numbah? You know what I am thinkin? I am thinkin, that tonight, me and you watching a movie, bowl of popcorn between us. Whatchu think?

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Guten Freunden Schickt Mann Einen Deutschen Panzer!
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