Recent reviews by 💕Cyril💕

fantastic game and it costs next to nothing, particularly on sale when it costs 50 cents. I've gotten more playtime out of this than a bunch of other platformers and I'm not sure how.

Just the worst f#cking game I have ever played.

There's nothing intelligently designed about this piece of s#it.

minecraft is higher res
thanks buthusde

Another online multiplayer game ruined by constant updates and changes to the metagame. If I want to go back and enjoy the game I remember playing 5 years ago, I can't do it.

Pretty cool graphics. And the graphics are nice too. Although, don't buy these graphics, because the Cloud Graphics Processor is down.

I vomited.

The game has like 3 minutes of playtime. Even for free, that's f#cking pitiful.

Why is it that all these free games are either unreasonably long, or ridiculously short? Find a f#cking medium, for f#cks sake.

0/0

The Binding of Isaac Rebirth has problems. It has a lot of problems. (Un)Fortunately, not as many as Isaac does in this popular sequel game.
His mom f#cking shoves him in the basement, for a second time! Talk about alternate universes, I thought he killed the b#tch last time, like 100 times, as multiple characters. But boy was I wrong. She's back in full force with new enemies like Ghosts that stick to walls man and spiders that stick to walls man. Sometimes rooms can even be impossible to complete because they f#cking stick to walls man. What an assload of F#ck. I can't believe I wasted 200 hours of my life on this game. Isaac, help a guy out.

Overall, the game receives 11/10 Spiders that stick to walls man.

This game permanently changed my computer's brightness setting, glitched my audio settings, and the default keyboard controls are almost completely unplayable. The game was confusing, the only waypoint navigation is a 2d directional compass. I was so bored and confused as to what to do I spent my entire time playing crashing into walls and making screenshots of them on my Steam profile. 2.5/10 Whoopi Goldbergs

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