Recent reviews by Curlerboy

This game is simultaneously the most rewarding and most punishing game I have ever played. It makes you want to tear your hair out, yet when you get even the smallest victory you feel like a god. There isn't really any other game to compare it to, and if you want to try it, jump in without looking anything up. The game is about exploration and figuring things out on your own, which makes it that much more satisfying when you come up with some solution to a problem and it works.

Really good co-op game in the vein of Payday 2. 4 classes with various playstyles available to each of them. Very interesting (and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ massive sometimes) procedural generated cave systems. Variety of enemies, and a good difficulty curve. The core gameplay loop is pretty satisfying, so the game really doesn't get old. Best played with friends, although I play with a lot of randoms and everybody is pretty nice. Highly recommend.

Subnautica is incredibly atmospheric. The attention to detail that the devs have put into this is astounding. Honestly, the price is completely justified, so go ahead and pick it up! Everyone should play this, even if you aren't (like me) into survival games. It really doesn't feel like a survival game.

I've gotta say, this is by far the best game I have ever played. Greatest narrative of all time, as well as very rich characters. Would you kindly do yourself a favor and buy this game?

I love this game, and as you can see by my hours, I have played for days. This game is the game that keeps giving. However, my major gripe is that they (Techland) bundled The Following DLC into the main game. This means that if you buy the game NOW, you would get the DLC for FREE. I bought this game for the same price, $60, about a year ago, and yet now they say if I want to get the DLC I have to pay extra. I know it's only ten dollars, but it just bugs me a little bit that they wouldn't give existing customers the perk of the dlc for the same price as everyone else.

What a game...What a marvelous game.
This game is by far one of the most immersive storytelling sequences in gaming history. The survival playstyle is kind of scary, but really shows how scary it is in the sequel, Last Light. This game has some of the richest characters created in a game, and even though Artyom never speaks except for in loading screens, he is by far one of the most profound gaming characters in a long time. If you read the books, you'll be pleasently suprised at how 4A got to capturing the sci-fi story of Metro 2033 in this game. Coupled with the updated graphics of the redux, this is truly a masterpiece. (I would recommend to anyone who was a fan of STALKER or if you liked the idea of Fallout 3)*

*You should have at least a 700 series before considering buying the redux however, as it is quite stressful on any GPU (I have a 980 Superclocked and can only run at high settings with about 30-45 fps)

You checked every document, every date, every name, every rule, they all check out...then you hear the citation machine whirr to life as it spits out that pink slip. "What did I miss?" you ask yourself, desperately going through the checklist in your head. Then you realize the most important thing to check...the gender. (In all honesty, this game is a hard-as-nails challenge and is so bloody fantastic at making you feel helpless that I would applaud it out-loud at certain points)

Stole a "skin pizza" and also the largest finger-gun fight I've ever seen.

11/10 would name my first-born Loader Bot again

This should, no, will not stand to be a game. This is an experience of the highest proportions.

EDIT: I roundhouse kicked a terrorist so hard his head fell off.

Despite being in early access, and having a few glitches here or there, this game is fairly good. The devs are very nice and listen to suggestions, as well as they release updates pretty regularly so you won't tire of this game.
PROS:
Fun, 1-4 player local and online co-op
Tons of characters
Lots of explosions
'Murica

Cons:
(none)

Overall:
10/10