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ㅤ* Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.
ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!"
Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."
ㅤ* Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.
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