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tldr

My good fellow, that statement you have just vocated has left me in a state of distress. If you would be so kind, please refer to that statement as nothing more than an attempt of humor and not in any way, shape or form a true statement of any kind. I would prefer that you do so posthaste, such as directly at present or sometime in the near future.

+rep USP beast

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bro stfu stupid ass havent played cs since ages