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big anime teddies 17 Dec, 2018 @ 9:38pm 
Trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that’s two guys 👬, and that’s 💯% gay. If you fap to straight person porn, then there’s a woman; sure, but you’re also tapping to a guy which makes to 50% gay👫. But here’s the catch. If a trap is half male and half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl and 25% gay. You’re probably thinking: 🤔 hmm how about two girls👭. Well that’s where you’re wrong kiddo. See, two girls means it’s lesbian so it’s back to 💯% gay. Therefore hence I conclude that a trap and a girl is the least gay fap you can do.
等等,我好像忘记演我自己 31 Dec, 2017 @ 9:33am 
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b00mer 2 Nov, 2017 @ 11:09pm 
In a recent scientific study conducted by Harvard University, it was established that 100% of homosexual are, in fact, gay.
For me, this was a shocking revelation that completely changed my mindset about homosexuals. I'm not sure if I can support this guy's rights anymore after this.
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b00mer 27 Oct, 2017 @ 1:01am 
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.