Happy New Year to the Dota 2 virtuoso! May your MMR climb as fast as your excuses for losing. Here's to another year of questionable plays, fashion faux pas, and a map awareness that rivals a blindfolded courier. May your resolutions be as solid as your last-pick Viper. Cheers to more unforgettable moments – mostly for your teammates.

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⠀⠀ Happy Christmas! 🎄🎅🎁
Hope you have a good Christmas day!

Bakon, your Dota skills are straight up wack,
You can't even last hit, your farming is whack.
Your map awareness is nonexistent, no clue where to be,
You're a Dota disaster, it's plain to see.
Feeding kills left and right, a buffet for the foe,
Your positioning is terrible, always out of the flow.
You're a clown in this game, bringing everyone down,
Your Dota skills are a joke, you're the laughingstock in town.

Dear Dota player, it's time to reassess. Dota's challenges may not align with your abilities or bring true enjoyment. Discover other genres, cooperative experiences, or single-player adventures that spark joy. Gaming should relax and inspire, not drain and frustrate. Invest time wisely. Find happiness. Best wishes.

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